25.6.09

According to popular beliefs, Men are hornier and we think about sex every 7 seconds.


"The idea that men think about sex every seven seconds, like the claim that we only use 10 percent of our brains, is often repeated but rarely sourced. The number doesn't bear up against scrutiny. According to the Kinsey Report (Sexual Behavior in the Human Male), 54 percent of men think about sex every day or several times a day, 43 percent a few times a week or a few times a month, and 4 percent less than once a month. Even though the Kinsey Report relies on men to self-report on how often they think about sex, it's still eye opening to find that just under half of men aren't even thinking about sex once a day. Clearly, the seven-second rule may be a tad hyperbolic."

Taken from Psychology today.


The only reason I can see why men seem to be more hornier then women is because we are more open about it. We talk about it, we joke about it, we insert anything sexual into our conversations. But the only thing we probably think when we see a hot girl walk past would be to bring her to church, make her meet Jesus our bro and then to become her brother.

You see, we don't strip women with our eyes. We merely remove their clothes with our eyes while we find some other clothes to put on her. It's just like the backstage of a fashion show really.

Well, women just won't get it.

Anyway, if you were to ask me, I would say women are more hornier than men. Why?
Well they can have multiple orgasms in a row and the amount of suppressed emotions that they probably hide inside when given the right opportunity, would erupt like well...hmm...Mount Everest.

If men so-called think about sex every 7 seconds then I would say women think about sex, men, shoes, shopping, when's their period gonna come and clothes every 6.5 seconds.

How are they even capable of juggling so many things within such a short span of time?

Well, haven't you heard?
They can multi-task dude.
(e.g. While having sex with a man, she's busy thinking of which shoe she should get( either the one from Jimmy Choo's or the one by Lanvin) when she goes shopping at Taka, despite having her period tomorrow or the day after. Oh and I left something out. She actually thinks that she's making love with Johnny Depp).


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