There are many things in life which I tend to question like the following:

What if this were to be hell?

What if this were to be heaven?

What if after we die, there's nothing at the end of it?

What if some alien like creature awaits us all?

What if we all are characters in a game and reincarnation actually means to re-spawn into a new character? (I'm not sure about the terms gamers use, so I hope you understand)

What if the Devil was indeed God? Like his alter ego or something?

What if after you die, you had the choice to choose where to go? Heaven or Hell or Candy land?

What if AIDS was nature's way of saying you fucked the wrong hole? Like how you visit some porn site and BAM! you contract some form of Trojan horse, and you're infected. Only that you won't be able to delete it with some of device called Anti-AIDS.

What if there are indeed aliens? And Tom Cruise was indeed right? And instead of St. Peter, it's Tom who awaits you at the gates of heaven jumping on some heavenly couch?

What if E.T. was God?

What if after you die, you had 7 heavenly virgins waiting for you? Only thing is that you have an invisible dick, and all of them will technically remain virgins for all eternity, because they won't feel a thing and neither will you. So what's the point?

What if God was a woman?

What if God was gay? FUCK YOU! He isn't! That I'm 100% fucking sure.

What if God was both female and male? Not in a sick way like a she male, but in a very spiritual way like an angel.

What if God's just fucking with us? Like chess pieces on a chessboard, only thing is that he's the player on both sides. He never loses. As they always say "The House always wins".

What if men could read the minds of women? AHHHHH! That would be awesome!

What if I could read the minds of women? I'm being selfish here guys. Sorry.

What if indeed all dogs end up in heaven? Won't there be like tons of heavenly dog poo around? Will we then have to keep heaven clean by picking them up with those stupid bags that you can find in parks for pet owners?

What if God IS bacteria? He is everywhere isn't he?

What if guys had 2 dicks?

What if guys didn't have an arse/arsehole, and the waste decomposes within our bodies without having the need to be excreted out? Would there still be homosexuals?

What if after we 'die' we end up on Pluto? And the caskets that our bodies have been placed in are actually vaults that teleport us to a different place.

What if we never really die? And our heart decides to take a rest during some part of our life only for it to resume normal duties after a year of uninterrupted rest? But we will never really know that because after a couple of minutes we consider anyone without any heart beat to be dead.

What if tiramisu was actually bird shit?

What if indeed we are apes? But then why when some African dude decided to fuck some ape, he contracted AIDS? Aren't we just fucking our species? OR was it because it was related to him, and it was incestuous to do so? Like how your kids turn out to be retards when you screw your own blood relation?

What if there were no women?

What if there were no men?

What if we did not create God or vice versa?

What if Adam killed Eve for fucking him up with God?

What if Eve wasn't being a bitch and didn't give Adam the apple?

What if there wasn't that motherfucking snake?

What if it wasn't an apple? But actually a rambutan? And Adam didn't know how to eat it and ended up swallowing it's seed. So by being manly he blamed it on Eve? And it would have been called 'The Adam's Rambutan' instead. Because it sounded too hairy and obscene, so they decided to go with the apple story instead?

What if Adam was Gay? He couldn't have been right? So therefore I conclude there's no such thing as homosexuals. It's just a figment of their own imagination.

etc.

I guess I only know the answers to 2 questions.

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