Alright this goes out to you bro.

If this post is up, it means I'm in camp and those bastards decided to confine me and I wouldn't be able to chill out one last time and tell you what kind of chicks I want, before you head over to Aus to get me a few aussy chicks.

Well, time flies by pretty fast I must say. We were once lazing around trying out basically everything and anything we could lay our hands on.

And it's during those times of self-reflection and naked girls running across fields of lavender(in our minds) that we came up with stuff like WACKED! and V.O.H.!

I've got to say that we are simply sick to the bone.

I know you moving your ass to Australia to pursue a degree in Journalism, is just an excuse to let your hair down and party like a rock star, together with the countless number of white chicks on that magnificent land of the kangaroos.

I just hope that you wouldn't get your ass whopped and sent straight back to S'pore after some racist white guy decides to fuck you up. If any of them do, just remember to grab his bitch and head on back down to my crib.

At least while India holds countless protests regarding the racism going on in Aus, we'll be partying with some aussy chick back here. Sounds good I say.

Well from the way I look at it, it's more of expanding our 2 most awesome creations to another continent.

We'll slowly conquer a bit of the world a valley at a time eh? :)

Anyway, once you're done with whatever shit that you're going there for, you better get me a white chick back. Besides I would be done with the Army by then.

Here's the criteria:

Blonde

A nice rack (not too big not too small)

Pink nipples

A fine booty

Meaty in the right areas (I don't want no skinny bitch)

She damn well knows how to dress to impress.

Brunette

A nice solid rack

A fine booty

Meaty in the right areas (I don't want no skinny bitch)

She damn well knows how to dress to impress.

Redhead

She has to have the right amount of freckles on her face.

Freckles on her body would be nice too, then I could play connect the dots while she's naked.

A nice rack (not too big not too small)

Pink nipples

A fine booty

Meaty in the right areas (I don't want no skinny bitch)

She damn well knows how to dress to impress.

If you can get one of each, that would be simply awesome bro. I would get you a six-pack for that.

Well, have a safe trip and remember RIDE THE BIG ONE MUTHAFUCKER!

Happy Birthday Bro!