Earlier on I was watching The Late Show with David Letterman on Starworld and I've got to say that Donald trump simply stole the show with his tips in regards to the current recession.

Top Ten Tips from Donald Trump

10 : Only buy things that are essential, like golf courses and beauty pageants

9 : When nobody's watching, I go into the 7-11 and stick my head under a soda nozzle

8 : Save money by styling your own hair

7 : Sell North Dakota to the Chinese

6 : Double your money at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino, home of the loosest slots in Atlantic City

5 : Panic

4 : For tip number 4, simply send me $29.95

3 : If all else fails, steal someone's identity

2: We're screwed

1: The fastest way to get rich: marry and divorce me.

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