There's this thing about glitter that pisses me off. Sometimes out of no where they just appear; on your face, on your arm or somewhere on your body.
What if Hilary Clinton passed a bill that would ban glitter for those 12 and above, just like what she mentioned on Ellen's Show?
Sounds interesting.
How should I put it?
It's just like the guy at the ladies accessories department that kept staring at the hair band you were wearing.
The girl who kept passing love letters to you back in secondary school even though you tried lying to her that you were gay. But she still kept having a go at it.
Or how about the hot babe at the self-improvement section of the bookstore that kept on staring at your crotch as if it had a sign that read "It's not like it's gonna lick itself."
Some of the examples don't really make sense, but all I'm trying to say is that they're more of pests.
These teeny weeny shiny lil things are on everygoddamnthing these days. From cards to clothes and even on the faces of hot steamy ladies that don't realize they probably look like low class hookers from Geylang.
The only thing this does, is it captures your attention for the very wrong reasons.
Yup for all the attention grabbing homies out there, this is the thing for you!
I would have to admit the fact that I was obsessed with it when I was young. Every single thing that I laid my eyes on, HAD TO HAVE glitter on it. Whether it was a drawing of a chicken or a cow. I even wished that the girl I would marry would be dipped in glitter.
Wouldn't she just be so beautifool?
How lovely, she'll be my walking piece of jewel.
Glitter, glitter everywhere!
Shiny Happy People we'll be.
That was when...,
the 'dreaded' day came.
The period of adolescence opened my eyes to a whole new world.
Who needs glitter?
Why do we need it?
Must we show that we are all cheerful and gay just by throwing some glitter around?
It's sucha stupid thing to be arguing on whether glitter should be banned or not. HAHA!
Well, I guess glitters probably the ONLY gayest thing that proves that we're like gays after all.
I guess there are probably more important things that needs to get bills passed for, like:
To pass a bill that would state every weekday would be a free Ben & Jerry's ice cream day that would come along with a Ben & Jerry's ice cream girl as a topping! YUMMY@!
What if Hilary Clinton passed a bill that would ban glitter for those 12 and above, just like what she mentioned on Ellen's Show?
Sounds interesting.
How should I put it?
It's just like the guy at the ladies accessories department that kept staring at the hair band you were wearing.
The girl who kept passing love letters to you back in secondary school even though you tried lying to her that you were gay. But she still kept having a go at it.
Or how about the hot babe at the self-improvement section of the bookstore that kept on staring at your crotch as if it had a sign that read "It's not like it's gonna lick itself."
Some of the examples don't really make sense, but all I'm trying to say is that they're more of pests.
These teeny weeny shiny lil things are on everygoddamnthing these days. From cards to clothes and even on the faces of hot steamy ladies that don't realize they probably look like low class hookers from Geylang.
The only thing this does, is it captures your attention for the very wrong reasons.
Yup for all the attention grabbing homies out there, this is the thing for you!
I would have to admit the fact that I was obsessed with it when I was young. Every single thing that I laid my eyes on, HAD TO HAVE glitter on it. Whether it was a drawing of a chicken or a cow. I even wished that the girl I would marry would be dipped in glitter.
Wouldn't she just be so beautifool?
How lovely, she'll be my walking piece of jewel.
Glitter, glitter everywhere!
Shiny Happy People we'll be.
That was when...,
the 'dreaded' day came.
The period of adolescence opened my eyes to a whole new world.
Who needs glitter?
Why do we need it?
Must we show that we are all cheerful and gay just by throwing some glitter around?
It's sucha stupid thing to be arguing on whether glitter should be banned or not. HAHA!
Well, I guess glitters probably the ONLY gayest thing that proves that we're like gays after all.
I guess there are probably more important things that needs to get bills passed for, like:
To pass a bill that would state every weekday would be a free Ben & Jerry's ice cream day that would come along with a Ben & Jerry's ice cream girl as a topping! YUMMY@!
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