President Obama decided to shutdown Guantanamo Bay.

That to me was the most stupidest thing he has ever down so far and there are definitely a lot more on the way. 

You see my fellow people, that place detained hundreds and thousands of 'terrorists'. None of them were guaranteed terrorists but they were suspected to be plotting something against the Western super powers and so something had to be done about them. Reasonable.

But that place was fucked in every sense of the word. It treated those orange-clad jumpsuit guys like dog shit. Or even worse that dog poo.

The type of torture that went on in there, none of us will know. Whatever happened in GB stays in GB. Seems like Vegas ain't the only place that practises that bull.

As much as I think it's a bad place, shutting down will only contribute to a clusterfuck of events that will be aimed at America. 

Obama might not really be doing a good thing after all. You see, these guys were treated like poop back in there. Releasing them with stuff still fresh in their heads like the torture, (okay, basically I do not know what else goes on there besides torture torture and maybe torture?) they experienced in there, their hostility towards America will be there and their hatred for what that nation did to them will only further intensify their desires to fuck America up.

So here's the plan I propose Obama.

Get back all those guys back and put them in.

Wait!

You Americans are so good in coming up with all sorts of variations of Extreme Makeover. Why not do a reality show 'Extreme Makeover: Guantanamo Bay' instead.

Money has been wasted turning fat ugly bitches into fake plastic dolls and houses into playboy mansions but no one could actually do something about a place where guys who didn't do anything get detained and tortured?

What little brain you have.

So revamp the entire place. Get a fucking Starbucks in there. Maybe a few designer boutiques that sell designer jumpsuits for them. 

Give them credits like they do in the army. They earn 10 credits for being good and a 10,000 for ratting out a fellow terrorist. It works both ways. Here are a list of things you could possibly put in it:

• Starbucks
  
• Calvin Klein
  
• Emporio Armani
  
• Zara (for the casual/formal look)
  
• Topman (for the standouts in the group)
  
• A pub (Friday night soccer)
  
• A club (Wednesday Ladies nights)
  
• Monday Bingo nights.
  
• Strip Clubs (Fundraisers to help young women raise money for their college; that's how I see it)
  

Oh come on, I know you Americans are capable of pimping stuff out stuff way better that anybody can. So go do it.

Next thing you know, when they come out of there, they'll be so happy they might even help crash planes into caves for you. 

Sounds nice doesn't it?