Have you ever wondered why did the terrorists decide to use the 'unattended bag' concept to plant their bombs?

Seriously, whichever terror dude who came up with that shit should be shot dead asap. I really miss those times, when I saw those unattended bags at some corner and told myself, "I hope there's some pretty good stuff in there for me".

Those times when you walked over to the bag and looked around to make sure it really wasn't the bag of someone who was nearby, but instead of someone who was absent minded and a dick head(some times I end up being that guy. hehe. Karma's a bitch ain't it?).

You would pick the bag up, and check to see if there's any form of identification as to who the bag belonged to; only to find a teletubby/barney/bob the builder play set in it. At that moment you'd find yourself jumping for joy on the inside, as you crouch down 30 degrees in an evil gollum way and start rolling your eyes from side to side and making sure no one actually spotted you with your treasure chest.

Yes I miss those times.

Don't you?

Well, ever since those terror dudes decided to mess with my feelings, I've regretted not looking into the many unattended bags that I've came across. Those dudes have fucked with my mind so bad that every time I see an unattended bag, I suspect that there's a bomb inside it, together with Lala, Po or Bob.

I wouldn't be able to enjoy playing with them at home would I?

Damn you *&%#%^#$!&*( !!!