10.10.09

Low ah low, ris low.

I do not know who the fuck she is really.
Apparently every time I pick up the papers, something about her is in there.
I've not seen the video in which she speaks engrish and uses the oh-so-famous word 'Boomz', which I still don't get it.
She was apparently caught up in a credit card scandal that the organizers of the Miss Singapore World Competition were unaware of.
Come on really?
They didn't know?

I googled her name so that I can find more information on her and (BAM!) there's a fuckin wikipedia entry on her.

That famous and I still do not know shit about her?
Amazing.

Alright, so I managed to find her infamous video and dude seriously after a minute of that bullcrap I couldn't help but to stop it.
Sigh.

Frankly speaking, I think she should still keep the crown, cos' she represents what it truly means to be Singaporean. Broken English, totally rad sense of fashion and AH to have everything all rojak into one la. Isn't that what being a Singaporean is all about, since we're always bitching about those who fake a fucking accent despite being Asian and speak over the top English to the people we know and so on?

I love her accent and think her English is sort of okay la, like you know the kind that when you speak can understand what she trying to say with her hand gestures and all. Plus, sending her over to compete with others around the world, will also ensure that all those racist angmoh's right don't actually accuse us of using you know the angmoh kia accent or trying to act ATAS by
using BOOMZbastic english words when we speak or else later we mampos!
Correct anot?

Don't you fucking disagree with me on this one!
Bunch of hypocrites! :D



4 comments:

Ashley Joseph said...

What I find disturbing about Ris Low is not so much her command of English but rather her attitude

She's the stereotypical spoiled SG female and did you read the story she won because she paid for the number of tables or something like that?

José said...

Bro, doesn't it come with the whole package. Singaporeans in general are a bunch of spoilt brats. Hence, her attitude also adds on to the entire Singaporean 'thing'.

Yes I did read about that. Bro, I already knew there was some form of corruption going on in S'pore. It just shows that S'pore are smart in ensuring that they have managed to keep it under the rug.

I still believe that she should retain the crown. Besides if we can regard PCK as a character that represents S'pore, why not her?

José said...

*S'pore IS smart

Ashley Joseph said...

Clinical efficiency kind of smart.