Micheal Jackson dies of a heart attack, or so they say.
I'm going more in the lines of his nose falling off and a mosquito flying inside it, causing him to have breathing difficulties. Thus, resulting in his death.
Or as he was having one of those now famous escapades with a boy, his old and weak heart couldn't take it.
This was a man who took crotch-grabbing screaming to a whole new level.
He made paedophilia the new sex.
He ensured that the things that should never be done by anyone, was done in 'Neverland'.
He brought the happiness of fatherhood to a another level, by dangling his son off a balcony.
He was the King of Pop.
He took the term 'nose job' too literally.
He created the moon walk.
He was the only guy I know of, who basically led both the lives of a white and a black man within a lifetime (from an all guns blazin nigger to a member of the KKK; that's the shitz).
I looked up to him when I was a kid. Trying to copy his moves whenever he was on tv. His songs were a phenom. No one can come close to him in terms of his music career. As for his life, I guess R.Kelly was pretty close.
Well, I'm sure to miss is crotch-grabbing screams and awesome dance moves.
Anyway...
Come on, the moment it ended up him having to sell off his 'Neverland' ranch, you know his time was coming. It was as if his world was gone.
Even Peter pan would be sad.
Whatever it is, I bet Micheal's in a nightie flying up high in the skies together with Peter looking for young boys to bring them to THE 'Neverland'
You better watch out,
You better start to cry,
Better to pout,
I'm telling you why:
Wacko Jacko's is coming to town.
He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice.
Wacko Jacko's coming to town.
He wanks while you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
Oh, you better watch out!
You better start to cry.
Better to pout,
I'm telling you why:
Wacko Jacko's coming to town.
Wacko Jacko's coming to town!
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2 comments:
My personal take on it is that after so many surgeries on the nose,it's no wonder he had trouble breathing like what they said.
Anyway that jingle can now be added to the list of things to scare kids with just like some of the stories from the OT.
haha. I think he was dead quite some time back already. It was an alien in the body of MJ. Sheesh, since when can the nose of a human's fall off? ALIEN I SAY!
Anyway the lil boy angels in heaven better watch out now! :/
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