I'm Single.

Girls who wear shirts that state 'I'm single' across their chest, should just strip down to their birthday suit and walk the streets of Singapore.

I bet that they wouldn't even get a look, except maybe if they had nice firm boobs and a nicely shaved pussy.

Girls who wear such shirts are either fugly or are desperate to get laid.

Seriously, who the fuck cares if you're single.

Desperation leads you nowhere.

If you really need a dick, maybe you could drop by my place and borrow my shirt which has 'You can lay me' printed on it.

Oh that is after you blow me with a paper bag- that has Kristen Stewart's face on it- over your face.

SLUT!