16.9.09

Hair removal

Hair removal for men.

That's the sort of shit I constantly keep seeing on the side of my FB profile, and in the papers these days.
Wtf is up with that seriously?

Men were created with hair.
Don't tell me that it's useless.
Everything on our body has a purpose.
Hair helps to keep you warm during the rainy seasons.
It also helps to differentiate yourself from women, if you have androgynous looks.

It's like a girl who has big boobs asking herself why do guys only make use of her because of her big boobs. Then she decides to remove them so that she can find a guy who would love her genuinely for who she is.
She never did find any guy after that, and she died a spinster together with her cats in her flat.
I think that's a true story.

So you see my point. Everything has a purpose. Boobs were made to attract men. Girls were made to be attracted to jerks. Guys were made to fuck around and end up catching their girlfriends sleeping around with their best friends. Hair was to show you were a MAN. That's life. And that's well also our body.

If you were born without body hair, then well it sure sucks for you. haha. Fag!
Yes I know having too much hair looks gross. Agreed. Just like what they always say. Keep everything moderated.

If you know you need a shave here or there. Do the necessary things required. You don't need to pay someone to do it for you.
Leave the Brazilian wax for the women. Please?

If you were to look at pictures of how men were portaryed back in those days, they were usually proud to have hair. Just 2 strands of fuckin hair on your chest and the top three buttons of your shirt were guaranteed to come off by themselves, like Pooof!

Now, you've got fuckin waxed up dudes walking around. It's like having a bunch of fags saying that they're straight.
Come on. Have you taken a good look at the guys modelling for the ads? I'm sorry but they look gay.
And besides if you wanted to do something with your body hair, how certain are you that a lady will be helping you to wax it off?
By the look of those ads, man oh man, all I can imagine is that some dude who's in touch with his feminine side pouring hot wax on your legs and asking you if you would like to have extra services to be performed on you.

Well, one thing's for certain is that most European women love men with hair. Body hair.

5 comments:

Ashley Joseph said...

I disagree with part about hair keeping you warm in rainy weather.More like the hair keeps you warmer on a hot day!

As for not having hair,different trims for different folks bro :D

Ashley Joseph said...

Nah,I'll wait till laser is cheaper and then you'll be jealous I can slide hankies down my leg. :D

José said...

hahahaha!
RIP OFF!
That's from veet!
When laser gets cheap, that will be the time when girls start loving man who are fuckin hairy.
Peace!

Ashley Joseph said...

Veet makes my nuts silky smooth...this just came to mind after watching the "Top 10 things that sound cool coming from a giant robot" number 6

José said...

hahha. Rubbing sunblock on his nuts during a hot day.